*warning: explicit content

he’s coming tonight

said i called just in time

cause the playoffs are on but his cable’s cut off

i need to come thru and watch with you but i’m broke he confides

you’ll have drinks and he’ll bring smoke is what you two agree

and before he changes his mind you hang up the phone quickly

get yourself and the house together swiftly

thinking when he gets here i’m gonna ask if he

can stay a little while after he’s intimate with me

so now the bedroom’s reserved

and my lines are rehearsed

i’m collecting the nerve

but i’m getting him drunk first

i’ll hope for the best but prepare for the worst

impatiently wonder if this stupid game is ever gonna end

tired of sitting on this couch here without touching him

staring at the tv acting like i’m really interested in

whoever’s playing who cares heck let both of ‘em win

so when he gets up to use the bathroom

i collect our drinks and rush to the bedroom

but he comes out and heads back to the living room

and i lay pensively plotting my next move

‘where my drink at baby,’ he calls out to me

‘in here baby,’ i answer suggestively

he stands in the doorway taking in the scene i’ve set

blows out the candles and wordlessly gets into bed

ignores the seduction scene i so carefully prepared

i tunnel under the covers and start giving him head

but this is like rousing a sleeping giant from the dead

so i give up and give him a hand job instead

and then 20 minutes later when the deed has been done

12 weeks of longing and loneliness barely overcome

you beg silently please lay here with me as one

but he jumps up immediately after he comes

mumbles an apology and straight for the bathroom he runs

looking for a washcloth

he needs to get your scent off

jump in the shower and rinse off

so while you think of a way to blow the expense off

there’s no longer any need to pull the pretense off

he comes back to bed & you peel three tens off

hand them to him as he puts the rest of his things on

and you beat off with his washcloth as soon as he’s gone