JNez@thirtydaes.2010

been out & about got some head yep i’m shameless

ran out of vodka got some OE from a bodega

I felt powerful & blameless & did something extemporaneous

used my penlight & flame to illuminate where dudes play

in the park after dark but they swear they’re not gay

they’re cruising for sex but i done scared them away

i laugh while they dash like a morse code space

quickly but calmly as if a fire drill were in place

anticipated getting laid but in haste they escape

libido torpedoed so scurry home it’s getting late

lol I’m being a prick cause my desires were sated

but yours are still strong go on home & masturbate

what is this nuisance they call valentines day. lovers needed a holiday all to themselves i suppose. and now look what it’s become: another last minute rush for a gift. ridiculous. that’s not the way you show your boo you love them. however…gentlemen if you got a tax refund & don’t pickup anything you might be ignored for the next couple days lol.

but, gentlemen…i suppose we’ve been warned. even if things haven’t been good at home at least come in with flowers today. then they won’t be able to use ‘and you couldn’t buy me nothing for valentines day’ as leverage in an argument lol. no excuse…all these street vendors out here with useless heart balloons and teddy bears attached by straws…hell, get her the big one for $20. she’s worth more than the change you’ll get from your $20 bill lol.  so what if it’s going to sit on the baby’s dresser on top of the one you got her last year…shit she deserves it for putting up with you lol.

it’s the thought that counts anyway. really. so show that you thought & cared like you were supposed to so you would spend money and give retailers a happy valentines day! lol

bleeding followers like i done gone & upset leona

must be the real talk my tweets are putting on ya

jnez ain’t for e’erbody & my bio done warned ya

left the back door cracked so go ‘head; begone ya

i gazed at your plate & nearly wept

believe i’ll send PETA a letter of protest

you sank your teeth savagely until there was no shred of meat left

there must be laws against what you did to this poor chicken breast

please keep me up to speed on the score friends

as i dip right quick to a date’s crib

same one as last so timmy don’t trip

bbl with details i’ll be sure to twit

oh geez…unexpectedly

i can already see

i’m having erectile difficulty

dude’s sitting here nude but I’m preoccupied with tweets

not at all turned on so tell me how do I flee?

well i finished the tweet grabbed my drink & arose

i politely exclaimed that i needed to go

he handled things gracefully promising it’s ok bro

so i’m back home with the game on wishing i’d have gotten laid though

every time I hear chaka khan’s through the fire

I see an asian chick belting but mixing l’s up with r’s

many unintelligible covers the damn song inspires

like kanye’s overplayed one he sang through the wire