i gazed at your plate & nearly wept
believe i’ll send PETA a letter of protest
you sank your teeth savagely until there was no shred of meat left
there must be laws against what you did to this poor chicken breast
daddy’s outside getting nice so mommies do me a favor
forgive the break in convention
for daddy’s drunk & inattentive
you’ll understand when you ask the same of them later
fuck listerine
i need my mouth superclean
in the date’s bathroom
with a fragrant mouth full
of antibacterial soap
after mutual fellatio
I see an asian chick belting but mixing l’s up with r’s
many unintelligible covers the damn song inspires
like kanye’s overplayed one he sang through the wire
but you just had sex
last night with your ex &
beat it up as expected
and watched hbo as he rested
well what happened to the sequel
we thought this morning would lead to
it’s the meds’ fault, you’d plead to
yeah you lied but he didn’t believe you
my goodness i ate the whole thing
and now my belly’s swollen again
i was expected to dig in
but still save half for him
now the bowl is soaking in dawn liquid
